What exactly IS a ZOMBIE?? And, is it dangerous?

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• zombi: a dead body that has been brought back to life by a supernatural force
• zombi: a god of voodoo cults of African origin worshipped especially in West Indies
• automaton: someone who acts or responds in a mechanical or apathetic way; "only an automaton wouldn't have noticed"
• several kinds of rum with fruit juice and usually apricot liqueur

Hmmmm This leads to some confusion!

Here is a Google search link to even MORE Zombie definitions! Please do not read these now if you are trying to determine if the thing ringing your doorbell IS one. This will lead to delay and possible death. Oh and PLEASE do NOT call Rob Zombie, he doesn't appreciate it, I know! He is even less helpful on the subject of determination.

Back to our concise list. I believe the Rum with fruit juice and apricot liqueur is NOT repeat NOT the bad one! That is unless you are an alchoholic or partaking of them with someone OTHER than your spouse!

Now the automaton can be problematic, however, they usually invoke a response in YOU for violence NOT Vice Versa.

NOW we are gttin down to business. Zombi: a god of voodoo cults of African origin. Now that is starting to sound scary, but, come on He IS only ONE guy! How much damage can he do. And, he IS in Africa afterall.

Zombie - a dead body that has been brought back to life by a supernatural force. Now WAIT a minute!! That ain't right, I don't care WHO ya are! And, you know, misery loves company, so....I bet they want YOU to JOIN them! I think we have something here!

Sounds like the guy we are looking for. Well, uh, not LOOKING for, persay, but querrying about.

This would lead us to believe that Zombies are worse than bitches! And we ALL know about bitches! If you need a refresher course, check THIS!

I think now we need to know what they LOOK like. Hmmm....Google Image to the rescue.....

OK, I'm back. WOW I think I found what I was needing. They are RATHER gruesome little fellas and gals. Oh yes I did determine they are both MALE and FEMALE. Here are prime examples:

Interesting. I have never seen anything quite like it except the movies. I thought they weren't REAL!! OMG What do we do now?? Thank the stars that they do not look like us. You did notice that right? Note the slack boddied look. The prominince of a red substance I assume to be blood. The wide yet vacant eyes. Yeah, their dead. Their ALL fucked up!

Back to the MALE/FEMALE factor. I don't think they breed. They do not seem to be interested in each other. We will follow this further in later sections.

Now what exactly are these things? I have found some interesting concepts.

 

POINT!

 

So are we to believe that zombies they have some semblance to humans?? Are we to try and feel for the zombies plight? DO zombies want to be a productive part of society? Well, I will not be a biggot, so you will have to make up your mind yourself.

Counterpoint!

ZOMBIES Yep... You're FUCKED

Now THIS pretty little guy doesn't seem to want to love us. I don't think he is on a job interview. He doesn't look socially productive to me at all!

There is at least one more LARGE question we have to ask. Are zombie's REAL? I have done some research on this subject and you may be surprised by what I found.

Last Updated: Monday, 25 April, 2005, 17:00 GMT 18:00 UK

Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul

There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Please look here for the actuall BBC report

Don't believe me, look for yourself!

!! This also Just in !!

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OK we have established the realism of zombies, um er, or have we ;)

What exactly do they do?

What takes up there time? Do they have clubs? Organizations? We have already established that they don't work. Are they on welfare? They seem to move around a lot. Where are they going? What is there drive?

Hmmm...That is a scary concept! I have flesh all over. Do you have flesh?

They seem to have a natural attraction to brains too. I have a brain! I think. Do you have a brain? ;)

Wow! That lack of education finally pays off.

So, BRAINS and FLESH. That seems simple enough. Or is it? What if the prior zombie was a VEGAN?? Or VEGITARIAN? Hmmm as Arsenio would have said.

Maybe some only eat flowers!

Do they eat pets??

I'm not sure if this is my cat on a bad hair day or a zombie cat.

I will never own another HAMSTER!!

 

Where do ZOMBIES come from?

There is much speculation:

A zombie is a mythical creature that appears in folklore and popular culture typically as a reanimated corpse or a mindless human being. Stories of zombies originated in the Afro-Caribbean spiritual belief system of Vodou, which told of the people being controlled as laborers by a powerful sorcerer. Zombies became a popular device in modern horror fiction, largely because of the success of George A. Romero's 1968 film Night of the Living Dead.

 

HOWEVER! I believe that ZOMBIES came from the evil masterminds of the NAZI regime! I have a few photo's for proof.

 

Once reanimated they can appear ANYWHERE.

This particular Zombie came out of a friend of mines garden. Poor Tiffany, being a photographer documented the event but got to close to the subject. :(

She is now chained in the basement of her boyfriend Chris who is anxiously awating a cure.

 

 

Now what do we do about them??